I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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