I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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