So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
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I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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