Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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