i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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