Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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