Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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