Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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