he shaved USA in his pubs
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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