dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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