That's when you crack a 10am beer
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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