my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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