I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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