I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I believe in your delicious
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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