he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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