quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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