Kiss
Puke
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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