yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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