I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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