How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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