Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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