So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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