it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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