I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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