Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
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I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Panties = found
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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