: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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