I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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