watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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