Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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