Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Life is so much better after having sex.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
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Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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