You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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