How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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