please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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