i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I deserve this hangover.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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