Non-Jews are for practice
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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