Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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