I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Green mimosas i think yes
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize