I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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