How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
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Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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