We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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