do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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