So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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