You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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