hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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