i permit you to call me
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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