you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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