Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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