The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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