it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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