He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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